The Secret Life of Kat

duhh...

2005-09-07T18:56:00.000+10:00

Alrighty.

Everyone, look at this. This is a comment someone left on my "Aah-haa!" post.

"mruq63qigi said...

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*shakes fist*

Excuuuuuuuse me?? Are you trying to say something here? What are you implying, huh? HUH? BIATCH!!

W-hell... at least I dont go by the name of 'mruq63qigi'...

*rolls eyes*
When will people learn that spaming is no good? I mean, I'm certainly not going to call that number, and I think its safe to say that you're not calling them either, so what exactly is the point?

I'll tell you what the point is.

The point is the sharp or tapered end of an object, that is mainly used for poking people (namely spammers) until the twitching ceases.

*pokes mruq continuesley*

Aaaa-haa!

2005-07-01T15:44:00.000+10:00

*cackles*

My 7yr old brother is trying to show me how cool and annoying he is by giving me a course on how to breakdance.

Yup.
He's currently squiggling around on the floor, making various noises and being ghetto. Or so he thinks.

*rolls eyes* To me, he just looks like he's having a seizure.

*bursts out laughing* Oh my god, he just smashed his head against the heater! Haha, it looks like it really hurts. He's curled up in a ball now, clutching his head and screaming.

...annoying little twerp...

fook yo

2005-04-29T12:28:00.000+10:00

ok, another post for today!

...holy shit dood! im so friggin bored! i've been here all day! at school. waitning. for my. test. s.

GAH! *dies*

i had one at 8.40 in the mornin, and my second one at 1.30 this afternoon!

FUCK IT AAAAALL!!

and we're not supposed to leave midway through out tests. we have to wait till we're dopne.

*giggles stupidly*
mandy and i are naauughty! *giggles again* we went and got hot chips at the station. tee hee!

doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

another hour before our test and then we can leave.

...AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF OF TESSSST!!

-_-

doggy

2005-04-29T12:11:00.000+10:00

nfls v lyke tottoly! didja no dat a spida wuz lyke toattaly reunnin up da wallz yestday? i wuz all lyke, eeks! an da spida wuz all lyke grr!!
...oh, sorry about that. my dog jumped on the keyboard.
aparrently, she's not all that bad at grammar either... for a dog...

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2005-04-29T11:56:00.000+10:00

comments.

i mean you dont leave me any comments.

*runs off and devises a plan to kill you all and make it look like suicide*

--_--

2005-04-29T11:50:00.000+10:00

maaan im bored.

you people suck arse anyways. i dont know why i try to entertain you.
its not as if you leave me any POSTS anyways!

Gah!

i hate you. i hate you all.

DIE BIATCHES, DIE!!

The Toilet Escapade

2005-03-23T13:35:00.000+11:00

yeah...

this story im about to tell you didnt all really happen to me, but pretend, ok? it makes it funnier.
the first bit was Ally Dubey (how the hell do u spell that?) & it happened last year.
the last part did happen to me, and that was this year.

Ok.
Alright, the weirdest thing happened to me at school today.
I call it…The Toilet Escapade!

I was sitting in class when…

Hold on, I need to go crap. Be right back!

…

…Ok.
So I was happily sitting in class singing ‘who let the dogs out’ under my breath, when I decided I really needed to go to the toilet.
I asked my teacher if I could go, but he said no.
So I was all like “Please Mr. Mackey!”
But he was all like “Nooo!”
And then I was all like “But Mr. Mackey! I really need to go! Like desperately. Like now!”
And then Ally decided that she wanted to put in her two cents, so she’s all like “Yeah Mr. Mackey! What if she’s got her period?!”
And then I was all like “…umm… Yeah! It’s like, totally that time of the month! Mr. Mackeeeeeeeeeeey! Eeew! I can feel it get all gushy! (enters the whiny voice) Mr. Mackeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!”
And by now, he’s all like “O…kay…”
“Mister MackeeeEEEeeeEeeEeEeEeEeEeEeEEEEEeeEEeeEEeeey!”
It was obvious he didn’t believe me, but he was still really uncomfortable.
So he goes “Just…just hurry up…”

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But anyway, I haven't finished.
So I trotted off to the bathroom, happy to have gotten my way.
In fact, I was so happy, I decided to take a detour and go to my bag so I could drink some Ribena! and this wasnt cordial Ribena, it was the highly concentrated jiuse. hehehe...

Anyhoo, since it's such a sweet drink I just kept drinkin’ more, and more, and more, a more, amore, when the moon hits your eye’s like a big pizza pie, that’s amoré!

*clears throat*

Yes.

So then my need to go to the toilet was even worse! And I didn’t want to pee myself ‘cause I was scared that it was gonna come out as highly concentrated Ribena juice, which is a bitch to get out of clothing.
So I rushed off to the nearest bathroom and entered a cubicle, and was just about to close the doors, when I realized that it dint have a lock.
So I ran out of that one and into a random one about five blocks away. It also just happened to be missing a lock.
So I ran into another one.
It didn’t have any toilet paper.
Neither did about six others.
You know how every time you go into the bathroom, your body is all like “hey, I know this place! Yippee! Now I can pee!” and then you get into the cubicle and it's a miracle you haven't yet soiled yourself? Well, THIS TIME WAS NO DIFFERENT!
So I was all like “Crap, crap crap! Ima pee myself and it ainta be a pretty sighta! (I stopped being literate at about the third cubicle)

Now there is only one cubicle that I haven't gone into yet. If this was out of order as well, I would have to walk to another bathroom…
So I rushed in and, miracle of all miracles! It was usable! (albeit a lil on the stinky side)

I got in and sat down, and let out a big satisfied “aaaaaaaaaaah!”
And then I heard some scurrying feet enter the bathroom, and this girl was practically whimpering I swear!
And I could hear all these doors opening and shutting, and she was getting really frustrated.
Upon entering her fourth cubicle (Yes, I was counting. Why? Is that… weird?”) she started cussing really loudly.
I sniggered, and made myself more comfortable. She aint gonna get my toilet! (just imagine me on a normal chair, not one with a hole in the middle and me knickers pulled down to my ankles and pissing all the while… ‘cause that would be weird)

…and then she ran out and went to some other bathroom… or something… I dunno, she might have just used a pot plant…

Yes…

Well enough about me, let’s talk about you! So. What do you think of me?...

I'm So Bloody Cool Maaaaan

2005-02-17T14:38:00.000+11:00

oh my god, sarah is such a fat peice of shit!!!

for some reason or another, she thinks that im desperately in love with my God-brother.
okay, so now she's singing.
very loud.

You want to kiiiis him!
You want to huuuuug him!
You want to luuuuuuuurve him!

gah! *pulls out hair*
she's been doing this since the begining of yr 9! and then she wonders why i get all worked up about it. ITS BLOODY FRIGGIN ANNOYING, THATS WHY!

AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

so anyway, nothing's really happened to me lately.

i got a job over the holidays!
granted, the shop is owned by my uncle, so the chance of me getting the job once i applied for it was practicaly guaranteed, but still! i have a job!

and now, i have nearly $600 in my bank! wooooow!

oh and guess what!
i work at a sport shop (sells sport shoes, and clothes(nice ones too, like Lonsdale), and other sport stuff) yeah, and i couldnt sell things too well because i didnt know anything about the shop, and not much about sport either, so the customer was all like "hi! can i have a tennis racket?" and i was all like "umm... uhhh... do we uh, sell that? er.... tennis....... racket...... ANDREA!!!"
and then Andrea would come over and be all like "yeah kat.... tennis rackets. right behind ya."

and then i would be all like "...yeah... i'm new here..."

especially with shoes. they were bloody confusing. there were some out the back, and some on the shelves, and some tucked away in alaska, URGH! and there are so many boxes and so many styles, and brands, and sub brands, and the person would be all like "hi! i want a shoe to go walking with!"

and i'd be like "well, this is the running section... running and walking are... like... the same thing... right... so... yeah, here you go."

and then andrea would come bounding over in slow motion and she'd be like "Noooooooo!!"

and i'd be like "what?"

and she'd be like "Bad Girl!"

and i'd be like "what?!"

and she'd like push me aside and go "Im sorry Mr. Customer dude. yeah, you'd be wanting the X-training for walking. it has more support around the sides and blah blah blah..."

and i'd be left to the side going "grr"

but...

I KNOW HOW TO SELL SHOES NOW!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

and now that i've got the shoe thing down, i'm not just making $52 during a 6 hr shift!
im making $53!!

naw, im kiddin. im making like $350 on a bad day, during a 4 hr shift.

i so happy! *whipes tear*

go meee! go meee!

i'm so cool! im so cool!!

YEAH!

hiya

2005-02-08T08:54:00.000+11:00

hi. im in computer studies now. im watching Mrs. Colin being an idiot on the TV.

she's such a knob.

the end.

The Scientifical Science Thing

2004-11-23T14:05:00.000+11:00

i did this during a science lesson once.
guest speaker, Clair Highland.

The Scientifical Science Thing

Hello there, Clare is sitting there looking good, and I am using my amazing talent to type, type type away! Meanwhile Ali is looking up information for something she has no idea about. So there. Suck on that Devil-woman! Hahaha!… wait a minute… another minute… one more… I’m Devil-woman, aren’t I! * slow motion * Noooooooooooooooooooo! *runs and jumps in front of Johnny Depp, saving him from a bullet *

Johnny Depp: Oh, you’re my Hero! *they kiss passionately *

Kat: How DARE you cheat on me with Depp, Johnny!

Johnny: …oops?

Depp: hehehe…

*slow motion * Noooooooooooooooooooo! *runs and jumps in front of Orlando Bloom, saving him from a bullet *

Orlando Bloom: Oh, you’re my Hero! *they kiss passionately *

Kat: How DARE you cheat on me with Bloom, Orlando!

Orlando: …oops?

Bloom: hehehe…

*all of a sudden, everyone runs into everyone and a giant purple nuclear explosion…explodes…* … *Everyone merges together*

Bloomy Depp: hello!

Orli John: Hi!

And then, the octopus looses 7 legs and turns orange, so that it is now no longer an octopus, but a pus. (© Clare Highland)

YAY ME!

Clare: HI everybody!

All: HI … um YOU!

Clare: Has anyone seen my hot stud named JIMMY?

All: No…

*Jimmy runs on to the scene yelling “CLARE IS A HOT STUD ALSO!!!”

…and then Jimmy falls off a cliff like a marshmallow.

…and bounced back up into Clare’s arms!

And Clare hugged his dead body close, before jumping off also.

They reunited in hell, but Jimmy was too good for hell, so he went to heaven…

…and Kat was happy…

The end.

lalala

2004-11-23T11:19:00.000+11:00

I like Bing-lee and I have no life and I’m a loser and I need lost of help and a life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from? and I am stupid and I need help…phychiatrically… and that’s not how you spell it and la la la la la!

hummala hummala hoe...

2004-10-21T08:05:00.000+10:00

'ello 'ello!
wussup everybody?

i know, i havnt posted in like five million years, but my computer at home is broken, so i have to wait till i have time during school. (usually during classes in computer rooms)

so... ok, i have nothing imortant to say.
but thats ok, i never have anything important to say, but that doesnt mean its not interesting!

...how come no-one leaves me comments?

i feel so lonerated, and then i go on clairs blog or something, and she has a bajillion comments.

and then i feel even more lonerated!

i'm all alooone!
there's no-one here,
besiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

my problems have all gone!
huead djf eukasd foth,
blimshvogreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Parrot that sits on my shoulder: Squawk! she feels alone! Squawk!!

shut up parrot!

Parrot: i have a name you know...

no! i dont like you, go away!

Parrot: and i'm smarter than you.

shut up, shut up, shut up!

Parrot: ...Squawk! she's havin' another fit! Squaaaawk!!

*starts tolling around on the floor, hands on here ears, saying 'humalah humalah hoe...*

guess what, the crappiest thing happened to me a couple of days ago.

you see, we had this black out, so we had to get all the candles out. and to find the candles (as it was really dark) we had to use a torch.
so i got out a torch and tried to turn it on.
it didnt work.
so then, i went over to one of those little tables that are trying to be side tables only there not on the side of anything, and got out two duracell batteries.
i switched the torch on, we found all the candles, and everything was fine and dandy.

then i went upstairs cause i needed to get some random thing, but when i got up the stairs, the torch turned off! stupid thing. anyhoo, i was all like "meh, its ok, i can walk from here to my room, i know this hous like the back of my hand!" (does anyone else get pissed off by that saying? i mean, who the hell studies the back of their hand?!?! do you? i dont think so! how bout you! No? thats right! No-one does! please, please tell me if you do. then i will be proven wrong) anyhoo, i walked along towards my room, when oops! i tripped over the vacume cleaner! and got carpet nurn on my knee!

Pah!
Duracell keeps going, and going, and going my ass!

so i stumbled to my room, got what i wanted, hobbled back downstairs, went to the wannabe sidetable, and got some more batteries.

poo-y

2004-09-21T09:22:00.000+10:00

Im pretending to do work! Wheee!
We’re in CPT and we’re meant to be doing robot things, but I cant be stuffed, so I im on word pretending to do my word thing.

Stacey wants to say hi.

Hey I am soooooooooooooooooooooo cool and Kat smeels!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHA! You spelt smells, smeels! Heehee! u stupido!

I can sound like ali when I want to! See, I’ll start typing like ali, and I SWEAR she’s not the one typing.

Hahahahahahaha kattys a loser hahahahahahahahaha my face hurts cause she keeps on flicking me hahahahahahahahaha my tummy hurts from laughing hahahahahahahahahahaha I have problems hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

He he! I rule! *transfigures a rock into a really hot guy* Woooohoooo! I am the greatest wizard alive. YEAH!!

Harry Potter: Nuh-uh! Dumbledore is!

Frodo Baggins: Nooo, Gandalf is!

Harry: Dumbledore!

Frodo: Gandalf!

Dumbledore!

Gandalf!

Dumbledore!

Gandalf!

Dumbledore!

Dumbledore!

Gandalf!

Dumbledore!

GANDALF!!

Frodo:…whatever you say Harry.

Harry: …

Hee hee! The 14 yr old boy who lived was out-smarted by a 50 yr old hobbit who travelled alone (with his Sam) to the middle earth equivalent of hell and destroyed all evil!

…

…

…

Maybe I should get over those two books…

…I like big butts and I can not lie!
You other brothers can’t deny!
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung!
Baby pull up tight cause I noticed that but was stuffed!
Even the jeans she’s wearing!
I got hooked and I can’t stop staring!
Ooh baby, I wanna get wicha!
Wanna take your picha!
My homeboys try to warn me,
But that but you got makes
ME SO HORNEY!

*starts laughing* Ellen is calling someone crazy! I mean, has she how she acts? I mean, helehoo! *keeps on laughing even though its not funny any more*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I need phsycopathic help! Lalalalalalalala! I’ll never teeeell!

I’m on my way, from misery to happiness today!

Uh-hu Uh-hu Uh-hu Uh-hu!

IM ON MY WAY FROM MISERY TO HAPYNES TODAY!

UH-HU UH-HU UH-HU UH-HU

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evil killer doggy

2004-09-20T08:04:00.000+10:00

hee hee!

janey's granny used to have tiny little midget dog when they lived in maun in botswana (some african place). they used to have all these donkeys running around and the dog got bloodthirsty for them. it used to latch onto the donkeys necks and slowly but painfuly kill the poor beasts. (janey picked the dog out, so you can kind of explain it)

anyhoo, janeys mum got her granny an electric cattle prod, and every time suzie killed a donkey, she would electricute the tiny thing.

suzie got really high strung after that, and every time there was a loud noise, she would be like "ni ni!" and be all like writhing on the floor...like...

then, when she was really old, their german neighbors ran over her.

the end.

eat my shorts

2004-09-16T14:31:00.000+10:00

hee hee
Stacy is obsessed with kidpix!
every time we go to CPT, she's on itgrfedsu-haz nrox dcushi;ovcdwguicguidp SHAZ ROX MY WORL SHE DA GREATEST!!!!!!

...anyhoo

dont you think it would be cool if you could jump off a cliff and not die
i mean seriousley! you'de be all like, "nooooooo, i'm to young to die!" and then you'de smash into the floor. and then you'de stand up! so then you'de be all like "Woohoo! i am the greatest man alaive!" ...unless you were a woman. then you'de be all like, "I am the greatest woman alive!"

2004-09-14T08:44:00.000+10:00

Kat: hi everybody!

Everybody: hi Doctor Nick!

Old lady: Doctor Nicolas? Doctor Nickolas? Are you Doctor Nickolas??

Jackie Chan: No! Doctor Nickolas is ...ah ...on holiday!

Old Lady: ... oh my god!

...

...

stacy is playing with kidpix! hee hee! that thing is so cool!

Legolas: what is this kid-pix?

Kat: .....*stares at him drooling uncontralbly*

*Frodo nearly drowns in Kat's drool, but is saved by his trusty Sam*

Kat: ...you ...you're ...*all of a sudden she squeels and glomps onto the elf* oh my GOD! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! i'm touching Legolas!!!

Legolas: Ai! get off me!

Kat: hee hee! you said that in the book a couple of times! that is like, sooooooooooo COOOL!!!!

Legolas: Helllllp!!!

Kat: *is still attatchet to him* wheeeeeeeee!! piggy back ride!

*legolas does some funky elf magic, but Kat is too strong, and defeats the pathetic (but hot) elf*

Dumbledore: Abro Getoffo!

Gandalf: You Shal. Not. GLOMP!!!

*Kat is thrown off and lands on Boromir*

Kat: ...hmm

*Kat magics them noth into a closet, and there are faint cries of help from within*

*****************

4 hours later

Gandalf: Maaaaaan…..this weed is goooood….

Dumbledore: I know…

Gandalf: …

Dumbledore: ………………rubber ducks are taking over my school…….

Gandalf: …

Dumbledore: …

Gandalf:………………………….I know man………………..

Dumbledore:…

Gandalf: …

Dumbledore: …

Gandalf: …

Dumbledore: …

Gandalf: …wow! Check that out!… the ceiling! It's like… working…

Dumbledore: …*takes another puff from his pipe and looks amused*

Gay Neck.

2004-09-14T08:04:00.000+10:00

Gay Neck
The story of a Pigeon.

...its the name of a book that Janey and i keep on finding in the library.

i desperately have to tell you guys because amanda is trying to post the same thing on her blogg, but i have to do it first.
FIRST I TELL YOU!!!

...wheeeeeeeeeeee!

.........

2004-09-10T08:17:00.000+10:00

.....ahem.....

ali is gone now.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
...later folks!.....

...

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........

WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

oh my god! ali has not ruined it!

HAHAHA! i am free, free i tell you!

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!

ali SUX

2004-09-10T08:15:00.000+10:00

ALI SUX!!!

STUPID ALI!

2004-09-10T08:09:00.000+10:00

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2004-09-08T08:04:00.000+10:00

ali is an ass-hole.

she doesnt let me play the train game with the hobo on it in peace.
she just has to click things and make me fall down and die.

stupid pie face.

her face sux.

i wish her face would go to hell.

fook her face!

fook it all to hell!

Walking Naked

2004-08-23T13:01:00.001+10:00

hee hee!
i was the first one to open Janey's new book, Walking Naked, at page 65! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

ok, lets write about what i came here to write about...i have the cutest little god-sister!she's a fat little blob, with short, gold, curly hair (like Goldy Locks) and red cheeks. And she waddles when she runs. :)

anyhoo, we were out at our cafe (cafe nine, in china town. its really good! go! spend your money!) and i was happily chatting with my god-brothers freind, Stewart, when everyone starts laughing at something 'over there.'

i look over, and there is Alexandra (aka, fat little blob [she's about 3]) holding a fake rose and attacking a customer. i'm sitting there lauging my head off and waiting for her brother and sister to go and stop her. but they seemed to be having too much fun simply watching. so, i got up to save the stranger.

now, you have to understand that when Alex is doing something naughty and somebody comes to stop her, she does as much damage as she can before you reach her.

so, i stealthily creeped up on her, hiding behind poles and such.
but i wasnt good enough.
somehow, she saw me.
so i gave up on being stealthy and practically ran up.

she squeeled, dropped the flower and ran into another room. by the time i reached said room, i look in to find and i couldnt see her. then i saw a chair topple over and i headed in that direction.

i chase after her with the speed of a leopard, but she was faster.
fear was pushing her further, faster, away from me! (that plus she had a HUGE advantage)
i finally caught up with her in the kitchens, scooped her up and took her away.
she struggled.
a lot.

you know that thing that little kiddies do? where they put their arms strait above their head and somehow become heavier and somewhat slippery (???)
it was hard to hold out, but i managed it in the end. slinging her over my shoulder, i walked out of the kitchen and into one of the 'food' rooms.
just as i was exiting it, she grabbed onto the door. i didnt realise, so i kept walking.
then with a loud BANG, the door slammed shut and some poor lady spilled soup all over her pretty white skirt.

i opened the door, held her in front of me like a baby, and walked towards her mother. (who was sitting on another table, blissfuly ignorant of the damage wroght around her)

i dropped Alex on her mum's lap, gave her a sound wack on the bum, (though she was wearing a nappy so it probably didnt hurt) and walked back towards my table, wind blowing my hair back and a halo of light surrounding me.
as i arrived, Stewart looked at me with his stunningly blue eye's in awe, before sweeping me into his arms and carrying me off into the night.

*dreamy look* hmmm.....Stewart.............

when the cow's come home

2004-08-18T13:07:00.000+10:00

Janey is being an ass-wipe!
we are all trying to talk to her, and she is ignoring us.
hee hee, now we're all being idiots to get her attention.
...
she cant hold on for much longer!
ah-HA! she cracked! she's laughing now!

everybody, we have another guest speaker today. clare, say hello to everyone!

Clare: hello you profound world of man-beasts, especially you paris hilton, how do you know the meaning of the word latrchoreophobia? How do you know where to find my little mushroom friend gezelda who wants your pockets? by the way without fullstops the world can rotate exactly the way i want it ... DOH' well how about that my shoelace made love to the echidna.... oh may gohd no no no no nooooo! its gross they made love on the florr and its really, i said REALLY messy.... well oh no no i need to poop.... i'll be a while as i have conditions... i shall leave u with the thought dancing, gets you NOWHERE!

Kat: O.o

...

...

hey look! a purple monkey just attaked my grandad!
must go get the camera, BYE!

*a herd of giraffes gallop by, with little green penguins attached to their tails*

Penguins: *squeek*

Giraffe: *eeerrrrkkkk*

Spaceship: *vrooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

Lets Play A Game!

2004-08-18T08:21:00.000+10:00

Lets play a game!

i'll write a sentance, then Louise will write a sentance, and we'll make a story!
Yay!

did u get this game off playschool?

...maybe...*shifty eyes*

your gay

well Fcuk you. AAAHAHAHAHAHA! get it? Fcuk? like, French Connections U.K??? HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thats like me saying ralph u u stupid num nut mmm nut...

yeah, but Fcuk sounds like Fuck!

and ralph sounds like ummmm u stupid cow!

THE POTATOES ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs away*

mmmm...potatoes *runs towards the potatoes*

NO Louise, NOOOOOO!! *gets out gun and kills her so she cant eat the evil potatoes*

did u know that if you got drunk and then went in the shower, u would b 'drunk in the shower'?

oh my GOD Jane! OH-MY-GOD!!!

*LOUISE eats the bullet that is lodged in her brain and is perfectly fine* * and she then eats the potatoes* Kat you Jerk! you stole my turn! i gotta go to maths now!. mmm....maths.....

suck my balls...

to be continued....

2004-08-17T13:15:00.000+10:00

hi everyone! we have a special guest in today! say hello to Ellen! otherwise known as Papwa or, the Noble Platypus.

Ellen: hallo...gvfdhmkyfyjhtrkjuy5\

Kat: hey Lenny! oh look, Lexa has joined the conversation too! say hello lexa!

Lexa: you suck. your name is kath! hahahahahahahhahahahaha! you're stupid! hahaha i like punching your arm!!! *burps in her face*

Kat: EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!! stop burping in myface! eeeewwwwwwwwww! all the evil microbes!!!

Lexy: hahAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KATT HAS GERMS! MY TUMMY HURTS FROM LAUGHing. HAHAHHAHAHAHa

Kath: yea u can poke my arm

Lexa: ok

Kat: first off, my name is KAT. second of all, i did NOT say you could poke the arm i just got an injection in. that was you. thirdly STOP POKING MY ARM! you stupid cow!

GUESS WHAT EVERYONE! LEXA LIKES IT UP THE ASS!

TFGRV

get lost!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, she ruined everything. i hate you, i'm making you go now.

Lexa: NOOOOOOOO- *Lexa dissapears*

Kat: *fixes up hair* so....ellen....

Ellen: i just finished eating dried squid...yummo!

ok, well thats all we have time for today! see ya soon!

Pretty, Shiny!

2004-08-17T09:02:00.000+10:00

i had the BEST dream last night.

SCENE SETTING: there was this great big field of perfectly green grass, unbeleivably blue sky's and daisy's and butterflies.

now, all these really hot guy's without any tops on were running around, prancing after butterflies and such.
then i notice this one guy with really long, shiny, gold hair.
Then the scene morphes.

now we're in a room and 'shiny gold hair' is now tied to a chair. all the other hot guys are dancing around us in a circle with little daisy crowns.
i am holding a large paper bag.
i then start plucking 'shiny gold's hair out one by one, and put them in the bag.

when i have finnished, i start hugging my bag full of shiny hair and look over at the spunk.
only he's not a spunk anymore.
he's really ugly, and i feel really sorry for him, so i give him a Uhu Stick (glue stick) so that he can glue his hair back on.

arent i so caring?

My Hair

2004-08-13T08:00:00.000+10:00

i am currently trying to start a new trend at school using my hair.
you see, instead of using a normal hair tie to tie my hair, i use a pencil.

unfortunately, no one has yet to follow this trend. Two people were going to try, but neither worked.

Janey tried, but her hair is so fat and overwheight that the pencil broke.

Ali tried too, but her hair is too short so it didnt twirl.

oh yeah, and ellen tryed too (forgot about her, sorry ell) but her hair was so silky and smooth, the pencil just fell out.

grr, i hate smellens hair. its just so...so...ARGH!!!

you know how chineese ppl have really kick-ass hair?... well ellens mum is chineese, but she is asian! stupid peice of crap!

now i'm all frustrated! *starts growling and nabouring dog answeres*

...no, i dont know what my obsession with dogs has got to do with anything.

pompeii

2004-08-11T16:04:00.000+10:00

wow, isnt that just the most interesting tittle in the world!
the only reason i chose it is cause it came popped up all by itself.

i actually dont have any time to write anything at the mment, but i'll re-post soon.

BYE!!!